Ahhh...no one ever thought I would appreciate the sound of Duck Commander on the tv and the feel of black dog hair sticking to the bottom of my feet..but oh how I do. Shoulda kept my flip flops on after my pedicure. "Big Ugly" welcomed me home...sigh. I actually had to heat pots...turn the ovens on...use condiments...and cook. Wooohooo!! Oh lawdy...I can cook. I can really cook. I was nervous that all of the wafer like carb boards might impair my culinary judgement...ask Darleen if it did.
You will be happy to know that Robert and Clifford were reunited this afternoon on a cool day in July. What did we top out at? 107 degrees? You couldn't tell by our tan. We are patiently waiting for the home health nurse to show us just how to put Pollo Poblano down a tube. This shall be interesting. We are proud owners of an IV pole...EnteraLite Infinity (which isn't a new car...I promise)...formula (but not because we have a baby)...and a various array of gauze pads and tubing. I assure you the tubing is for feeding purposes only...no bonging beer...no watering the lawn...just Pollo Poblano.
Did you know after a 14 day hospital stay what you get? The personal cell phone numbers for all 3 physicians...coming soon to Craig's list. Tape...lots of tape. We have plenty of duct tape but this is all FANCY tape...a nurse's dream. You hurt? I can fix it. Syringes...60 cc...syringes...the big ones. I see water fights in our future. A home health nurse named...Elaine...sweet...umm...experienced if you will...with a nice cough...not so productive. Ick. Bags...lots of plastic bags...some with dirty laundry...some with I dunno...randomness in them.
I could ramble...and I shall...on my next blog...unless Robert takes it back. : ( Robert's text to me today was this..."post on the blog headed home" and "thank you". That was WAY too boring for me and you I'm sure.
--Jaime
Yay! so glad you guys are back home!
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